My Death was Posted Many Years too Early

Stephen Grady Lane

Stephen Grady Lane, 60, was found dead today July 26, 2051 in his residence on Colony X2. A robot piloted by an unnamed individual fell in Lane’s complex and onto his house.

Officials state an escaped convict from a local military prison made off with one of their robots. The ensuing chase ended with the fall which took out quite a few buildings. The escapee was reportedly reaching for a french-fry when his elbow hit a button sending the robot out of control. The incident is currently being investigated.

Lane grew up in Nashville, Tenn. for most of his life. He attended Middle Tennessee StateUniversity where he graduated with a Bachelor’s in English and Writing. After school, he was accepted into the International Space Exploration Program and was prominent in writing countless theories and papers on Space Expansion founding the sub group Space Expansion project which founded 5 space colonies that currently orbit the Earth. He retired at the age of 57 and settled into his home on Colony X2 where he lived the remainder of his life.

Services will be held 4 p.m. at the International Colony Memorial July 28, 2051. Lane is survived by his children Alexander and Selene, and his brother Thomas Lane. Donations are accepted and will be put into a fund for a memorial built in Lane’s honor.